I consigli letterari non sono mai abbastanza

“Here’s my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can’t fake are erections, competence and creativity.”
	“You can’t regret the life you didn’t lead.”
“This is the term we’ve been using lately: theological abuse. It involves adults, known or unknown to the underage victim, telling them a Lunatic runs the world, that He’s spying on them, that He’s waiting for them to break a rule.”
	“Every man is the author of his own life.”
“Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I’ve ever known.”
	“E poi, in un’altra stanza, nel primo letto c’era un uomo con tre gambe, nel secondo un uomo enorme il cui corpo era una massa unica da cui spuntavano piccole mani e piccoli piedi, nel terzo un uomo molto magro, trasparente, e gli si vedevano i muscoli, le vene, i tendini, e in un altro letto c’era un uomo dalla cui fronte spuntava un corno, come quello di un rinoceronte, ma voltato verso il basso”
“For Mum, life was fundamentally hell. You went blind, you got raped, people forgot your birthday, Nixon got elected, your husband fled with a blonde from Beckenham, and then you got old, you couldn’t walk and you died.”